I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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