I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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