She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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