Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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