Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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