what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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