I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize