So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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