well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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