I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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