Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This girl is more easily done than said...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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