I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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