i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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