Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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