im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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