bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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