You made me cry and you don't even care
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
