i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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