is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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