I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
