Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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