good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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