you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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