Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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