Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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