Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we have pet lesbian snakes
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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