Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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