I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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