so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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