he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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