Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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