He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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