so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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