Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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