sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
