So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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