Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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