question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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