So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
