I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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