Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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