brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
