do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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