This girl is more easily done than said...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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