I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
