i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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