Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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