Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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