We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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