I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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