Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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