evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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