spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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