I need help removing her.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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