We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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