we're blogging at a bar
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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