yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize