Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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